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QUESTION FROM M. B. BOSTON MA

Dear HEAD:  How many angels can fit on the head of a pin?

Answer:  2

 

QUESTION FROM V. C. Oakland CA
Dear BIG BRAIN:  How many miles is the earth from the sun.

Answer:  72

 

QUESTION FROM N. M. PARIS FRANCE
Dear Head:  Why does THE BIG BRAIN always answer questions in the 3rd person?

Answer:  THE BIG BRAIN does this as to not sound conceited. THE BIG BRAIN is always thinking of others.

 

QUESTION FROM D .R. KNOXVILLE TN
Dear Mr. BIG BRAIN:  Why does E=MC Squared?

Answer:  It doesn’t, Einstein was wrong.

 

Question from T. M. Austin, TX
Dear Big Brain:  Where does milk come from?
Answer:  The BIG BRAIN often wonders why people ask such obvious questions. Consequently, the BIG BRAIN shall refrain from sarcasm and simply answer the question. Milk comes from the store. Thanks and never write The BIG BRAIN again.

 

Question from R. D. Miami FL:
Dear Big Brain:  What is the square root of 1,255?
Answer:  That is an intriguing question. The BIG BRAIN will will get back to you with an answer at a later time. Have a nice day.

 

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