Ask Brain Answers 7
Question from T. G. Washington DC
Dear Big Brain: How are fish able to breath under
water?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN believes that fish actually can't breath under water
and that they are just very good at holding their breath. They also seem to be very
good swimmers and are apparently waterproof. Will wonders never cease. Thanks for
your support.
Question from H. R. Asheville, NC
Dear Big Brain: Why is it cold in Winter?
Answer:
The BIG BRAIN believes it is cold in winter due to a basic lack of heat. For some
unknown reason, the sun does not seem to be as hot and this causes some kind of bizarre
chain reaction which results in everyone getting cold. The BIG BRAIN needs a hot
bath. Have a nice day.
Question from W. J. Boston, MA
Dear Big Brain: Where does rain come from and why is
it wet?
Answer: Well, from The BIG BRAIN's observational research, rain seems to come
from the sky. The BIG BRAIN has observed this on many occasions. The reason it's
wet is because it's made of water. Thanks for your support and have a nice day.
Question from K. A. Livingston, MO
Dear Mr.Big Brain: How did you get to be so smart?
Answer:
Thanks for asking. The BIG BRAIN noticed from an early age that he was different
from the other kids. He seemed to know things that others did not. He seemed to stand
out from the crowd. At first, many were jealous of The BIG BRAIN but gradually he
seemed to notice they embraced his knowledge. Of course not all did, as some, thought
he was an idiot. But The BIG BRAIN persevered and became the enigma he is today.
As to how The BIG BRAIN got to be so smart, it's very simple. He was born that way.
Do you have a question for THE BIG BRAIN? Then ask away!
