Ask Brain Answers 4
Question from S. R. Tampa FL:
Dear Big Brain: What causes Hurricanes?
Answer: I'm glad
you asked, hurricanes are caused when a lot of wind and rain get together and twirl
around for awhile and churn up a big mess. The BIG BRAIN is not sure exactly sure
why this happens but apparently it does so there's your answer. Thanks for your support.
Question From K. F. Los Angeles CA
Dear Mr. Big Brain: Why can’t Cats fly?
Answer: This is possibly the most inane question The BIG BRAIN has ever received. Never write The BIG BRAIN again.
Question From F. R. Dallas TX
Dear BIG BRAIN: Why is the earth round?
Answer: That’s a very good question. The BIG BRAIN believes the earth is round because things spin better when they are round and since the earth has to spin to sustain life it has to be round. Round is good.
Question from J. H. Chicago IL
Dear Big Brain: Where does ones "personality" come
from?
Answer: That's a very good question. The BIG BRAIN was actually born without
a personality. Yes, hard to believe, but true. As a youth The BIG BRAIN wondered
why all the other kids had personalities and he did not. It was a type of birth defect,
his mother would often tell him. Anyway, The BIG BRAIN was determined to find a way
to get one. So at age 12, The BIG BRAIN got a paper route and began to save his money.
After 14 years, at the age of 26, The BIG BRAIN finally saved up enough money to
buy a personality and that is the personality you see here today. Some would say
he did not save enough, but that's another story. Anyway, to answer your question,
some people are born with a personality and some buy them from a store. Ironic isn't
it.
