QUESTION FROM R. T. Dallas TX
Dear Mr. Fat Head: What makes you so smart?
Answer: I'm
glad you asked. The BIG Brains wealth of knowledge is vast and beyond measure. Asking
what makes The BIG BRAIN intelligent is like asking why the sky is blue. It just
IS. By the way, don't ask The BIG BRAIN why the sky is blue. The BIG BRAIN obviously
knows why but chooses not to answer at this time. Have a nice day.
Question from B. L. Austin TX:
Dear Big Brain: Speaking of Sky, just how big is the
sky?
Answer: I'm glad you asked, the sky is very big, so big, in fact, that The BIG
BRAIN again chooses not to answer as to not confuse people with the detail required
in giving such a complex answer. Thanks.
Question from T. J. Albany NY:
Dear BIG BRAIN: How many Stars are there?
Answer: There
are a lot of stars. So many in fact, The BIG BRAIN chooses not put a precise number
on it, but if The BIG BRAIN were asked to put a precise number on it he would say
219. Thanks for your support.
Question from M. D. Calgary CA:
Dear Mr Know it all: I don't think you know anything.
I think you make all this stuff up.
Answer: The BIG BRAIN will ignore this statement
completely. Never question The BIG BRAINS knowledge. The BIG BRAINS wealth of knowledge
is vast and beyond measure. So there....
Do you have a question for THE BIG BRAIN? Then ask away!
