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Question from R. L. Boston, MA
Dear Big Brain: I just saw an advertisement for Raincoats. Why would rain need a coat?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN is sometimes amazed at these questions. Rain would need a coat for the same reason we would need a coat. To keep from getting wet. Is it me...tell me it's me. Thanks for your support.

 

Question from B. N. Los Angeles, CA
Dear Big Brain: Why is it that a lemon is yellow but an orange is orange?
Answer: I'm glad you asked. The BIG BRAIN believes there are some mysteries in the universe that are best left unanswered and this is one of them. Thanks for your support.

 

Question from L. K. Kingsland, NJ
Dear Big Brain: Does The Big Brain ever get sick?
Answer: Good question. The BIG BRAIN doesn't really get sick however sometimes his brain does throb due to its enormous size. This generally makes The BIG BRAIN hungry which leads to a snack which generally solves the problem. Thanks and have a nice day.

 

Question from H. R. New York, NY
Dear Big Brain: Why is Pluto no longer a planet?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN is confused, Pluto is a dog and has never been a planet. Never write the The BIG BRAIN again.

 

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